I fish out three breasts<\/p>\n
then four thighs,<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 extra hot, extra fat,<\/em><\/p>\n with stainless steel tongs.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n He thanks me<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Man-to-Man<\/em><\/p>\n as I pass the bucket<\/p>\n across the counter.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I follow Him<\/p>\n to the door<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Come again<\/em><\/p>\n and lock it behind Him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I take an inventory<\/p>\n of what sits in the freezer:<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em>24 breasts<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em>24 thighs<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/em>36 glutes<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I turn off the fryers,<\/p>\n then the burners,<\/p>\n and collect the leftovers<\/p>\n in a black trash bag.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Outside, I toss the bag<\/p>\n to a homeless Man waiting.<\/p>\n I apologize for the contents<\/p>\n but no one ever orders<\/p>\n \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0the hearts or the brains.<\/em><\/p>\n\t ABOUT THE AUTHOR<\/p>\n I once saw a motorcyclist crash in my yard. I watched them clean his skin off the guardrail.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I fish out three breasts then four thighs, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 extra hot, extra fat, with stainless steel tongs. He thanks me \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Man-to-Man as I pass the bucket across the counter. I follow Him to the door \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Come again and lock it behind Him. I take an inventory of what sits in the freezer: \u00a0 \u00a0 … <\/p>\n